JoKeS, JoKeS and more JoKeS

 JoKeS, JoKeS and more JoKeS

Do you know any jokes? I know a lot of them. In this blog I will show some of these jokes and comic stripes. That is very very funny:

What drink do you get with the McObamaHappyMeal in Pakistan?

- No drink JUST  ICE.

What is the difference between Obama and God?
- God doesn't think he is Obama.

Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
- He accidently smoked it.

CHRISTMAS

  What is twenty feet tall, has sharp teeth and goes HO HO HO?

- Tyrano-Santa Rex

Do you ever buy any Christams Seals?            BILLY: "Mum, can I have a dog for Christmas?"

- No, I wouldn't know how to feed them.        MUM: "No, you can have turkey like everyone!"                                                                                                               

Will Timmy get the bike?

                                             

HUSBAND  AND  WIFE

HUSBAND: "Every time i hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger?"
WIFE: "I clean the toiet seat"
HUSBAND: "How does that help you?"
WIFE: "I use your tootbrush"

A boy goes to a strip club. Then he come back home. His mom gets angry and asks him:

"Did you see anything there that you weren't supposed to see?"

BILLY: "Yes, I saw Daddy!"