English compliments

1. "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."

2. "I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes." 

3. "Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine."

4. "You're so beautiful that you made me forget my complimentd for you."

5. "I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine seems to have been stolen." 

6. "There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it." 

7. "If you were in the Titanic, your eyes would probably melt the Iceberg..."

8. "The light of your beauty paralyzes my actions."

9. "Did you fart? Because you blew me away."

10. "Can I take a picture of you, so I can show

Santa just what I want for Christmas."