Humorous questions

1. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

2. What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

3. If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

4. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, “Quit while you’re still ahead?”

5. If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?

6. If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

7. What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed?

8. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

9. Do people in Australia call the rest of the world ‘up over’?

10. Does that screwdriver really belong to Philip?

11. Does killing time damage eternity?

12. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

13. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

14. Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

15. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

16. What did cured ham actually have?

17. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

18. Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?

19. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

20. Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?